holi dhamal : taoo ke kuchh aur kamal

taoo aur mehaman
ek bar taoo ke ghar ek mehaman aadhi rat n aa gaya . taoo n sochi ki ib to roti banani padegi. usane ek tarakib soojhi , wo mehaman tai bolya, " han to bhaee roti to khawega ?"
mehaman bolya ," han bhaee roti to khawage . "
taoo bolya ," kitani roti khawago ?"
mehaman bolya ," tin yek bana le . "
taoo bolya , " hummmmm , too tin roti kha lega ?"
mehaman n sochi ki taoo kimi ghani moti roti banada hoga.
wo bolya ," chal do to kha hi lyunga . "
taoo fer bolya ," too do roti kha lega , lagada to koni ?"
mehaman n sochi ki taoo kimi ghani hi moti roti paunda hoga .
wo bolya , " taoo to fer yek hi kha loonga , too yek hi bana de. "
taoo fatak se bolya ," r mirar , kyon yek roti khatar hath sand wawesa , tadake yek falatoo kha liye yeb so jya . "
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taoo ke ghar chor
yek bar taoo ke ghar men char bad gaye.
sabere sabere taoo thane men pahuch gaya raport likhan khatara.
daroga n us te poochhi ," taoo ke bakhat tha ?"
taoo bolya ," thanedar sahab bakhat to mada ai tha ta ai to ye rase ho gaye ."

daroga bolya ," taoo yo bata ke bajya ke tha?"
taoo bolya," ke bataoo thanedar sahab ek latth mere sir pe bajya aur ek teri taee ke sir pe lagaya "
daroga n apane gusse p kantrol kar ke fir puchhya ," taoo nyu bata ak ghadi p ke bajya tha ?"
taoo bolya ," ghadi p to ek hi tikya tha w to ek men hi khind gaee."
daroga n apana sir pakad liya bolya ," taoo tu sirf itana bata de ki tem ke hoya tha?"
ib taoo n bhi chho aa gaya wo bolya ," r daroga tu yu bata ak chor kade tem bata k jaya karen ?"

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taoo aur sadak

yek bar taoo sir p safa bandhya hath m lathi liya sadak p ja riha tha .yek kar wale n jama taoo k kani ja ke jor tai harn bajaya. taoo n jab pichhey mud k dekhya to draeewar bolya ," taoo pachhe n hat le ya sadak ke tera bap ki sai?"
taoo n bhi chho aa gaya wo bolya ," to ke tera bap ki sai ?"
draeewar bolya ," han sai na "
taoo apana latth jamin main thok k bolya ," to fer apana bap n bol ak sadak thodi chaudi karawa dega, yo taoo to n halle ."

taoo aur 'sanri'

yek bar mhare taoo n nayi nayi angreji sikhi. sikhi ke yu samajh lyo ke do char angreji ke aakhar sikh liye. ek din taoo bada raji honda ek bas main ja riha tha. bas main kasooti bhid thi taoo ka paw ek chhore ke paw pai pad gaya . taoo faॅt bolya 'sanri' beta..
wo chhora bolya "pata nahi kaha kahan se aa jate hai "
thodi der main ek suthari si chhori bas main chadhi , achanak usaka pair bhi us chhhore ke pair pai pad gaya .
wa chhori boli 'sanri' aur muskura di .
chhhora bolya "koee bat nahi bhid me to aisa ho jata hai koee bat nahi".
taoo to jano bat main tha hi usate to dekhaya nahi gaya
wo chhhora ten bolya "kyoon ren chhore tanne meri 'sanri' ki speyaling samajh main koni aaee ke?"

sanftawer apagred ke pange

ham sabhi jo bhi sanftawer prayog kar rahe ho apagred to karate hi hai. naye naye behatar suwidhaon wale sanftawer aate hi rahate hai. agar laif ke sanftawer me apagred kiya to kya huaa? kis tarah ki pareshani aa sakati hai aur usaka kya samadhan ho sakata hai. yek ladaki ka patr dekhe jisane 'bayfrend' se 'hajbend' me apagred kar liya.

diyar tek saport
pichhale sal jab se maine 'bayfrend' 5.0 se 'hajbend' 1.0 me apagred kiya hai sare ke sare sistam ki kary kshamata dhime ho gayi hai. khas tor par tohafe ka program jo ki 'bayfrend' 5.0 me bahut badhiya dhang se chal raha tha ab kaee bar boot/ risatart karane ke bad bhi nahi chalata. 'hajbend' 1.0 ne kaee kam ke program jaise ki romaॅns 9.5 w khas khyal 6.5 ko uda diya hai w falatoo ke program kriket 3.1 tiwi 4.1 ko inastanl kar liya hai. batachit 8.0 ka mandyool to kam hi nahi kar raha hai aur ghar ki safaee 2.6 ne mera sara sistam kraॅsh kar diya hai. maine tokana yootiliti ko chala kar dekha par koee bat nahi bani. ab aap hi bataye mai kya karoo.
aapaki
nirasha
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sabase pahali bat dhyan dene wali yah hai ki 'bayfrend' 5.0 yek manorajan sanftawer tha parantu 'hajbend' 1.0 yek ऑpareting sistam hai.
nimn kamaॅnd ka prayog kar ke dekhe
"tum aise to n the" dant ee yeks ee
"mujhe laga shayad tum mujhase pyar karate ho" dant ee yeks ee
krpaya aansoo 6.3 daunalod kar le w glani3.0 ka apadet bhi karana n bhoole. agar ye program sahi parinam denge to 'hajbend' 1.0 fool 3.5 w jewar 2.0 ke mandyool ko apane aap hi chala dega.
parantu dhyan rahe is program ka atyadhik prayog 'hajbend' 1.0 ko chuppi 2.5 biyar 6.1 me difanlt kar deta hai. biyar 6.1 yek bahut hi khataranak program hai jo tej kharratta bita ko daunalod kar deta hai.
kuchh bhi karo parantu sas 1.0 ko mat inastanl karana kyoonki yah yek aise wairas ko failata hai jo ki sistam ki memori ko ful kar deta hai aur kantrol apane hath men le leta hai.
sath hi 'bayfrend' 5.0 ko fir se inastanl karane ki koshis mat karana kyonki yah 'hajbend' 0.1 ko kraॅsh kar dega aur isaki koee saport bhin nahi milegi .
kul mila kar 'hajbend' 1.0 yek safal ऑpareting sistam hai jiki memori thori kam hai to naye program ko jaldi se nahi samajh pata
memori badhane w achchhi parfanrmens ke liye aap hamare naye program khana 4.0 w bikini 7.7 ka traiyal werjon prayog kar sakate hai .
shubh kamanao sahit
tek saport

wailentain SMS aap ke liye -- lage raho

ye dosti
ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhana,
ye dosti fool hai ise khilaye rakhana.
ham rahe n rahe is jahan men bas ,
hamari yad dil men basaye rakhana .

ye dosti ka rishta bhi ajib hota hai,
sab apana apana nasib hota hai.
rahate hai jo nigahon se door ,
wohi dil ke karib hota hai .


dosti ke fool har mausam men khila karate hai,
dosti ke badal har mausam men barasate hai ,
ham 'SMS' bheje n bheje magar ye sach hai,
ki har roj ham tumhe yad karate hai.

wakt ki rahon men aap bhula de chahe hame
par ham aap ko bhula nahi payange.
teri dosti ki kasam a dost
aawaj de sapane men ham hakikat men aayegen.


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The best of Friendship doesn't come when you are together
It comes when you are apart and you realize..that
Despite distance and the silence friendship still survives.

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jindagi men khushiyan hi nahi thode gam bhi hon
musibaton ko sahane ka aap men thoda dam bhi ho,
lage jis mod par tanha jindagi
duaa karana us mod per ham bhi hon.

aap to chand ho jise sab yad karate hai
hamari kismat to taron jaisi hai jise yad to door
log apani khwahish ke liye
hamare tootane ki fariyad karate hai.

* isame apun ka kuchh nahi hai , sab par kiya huaa hai
jo use yooj kare 'kanpi raeeta' usi ka hai
is liye kredit un sab kahi dimagon ka jisane yah sab socha